What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 11:22

Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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